What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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