He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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