when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
