Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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