Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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