: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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