did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I didn't notice because vodka
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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