found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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