the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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