Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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