I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
This is the high leading the old right now
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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