new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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