D3 body, D1 cock
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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