THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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