did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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