Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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