I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
ttyl tear gas
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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