Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She bit a glass in half.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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