I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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