Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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