What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
