I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
