He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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