Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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