Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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