I want to walk on stilts...naked
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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