you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
