Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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