I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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