I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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