And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Randomize
