How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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