Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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