So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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