Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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