Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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