Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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