and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She told me I should be a condom model.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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