I don't think brook has ever known best
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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