Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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