i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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