Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
