he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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