you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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