Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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