fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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