i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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