im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
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Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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