11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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