would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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