I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I am available for nakedness
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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