hell yes lets make some ravioli
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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