i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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