Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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