quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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