Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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