What did we do last night that was yellow?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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