are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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